Nothing's happening, anywhere. Of course, that might have something to do with the fact that it is 1 AM and normal people are asleep...Nah. That's not it. Maybe they're all watching me, being silent and creepy...Nope, that's not it either. Hmmm...Maybe everyone was abducted by aliens...Yeah, that sounds about right. The aliens probably brain-washed everyone into forgetting that the internet exists. Yep. That's what happened. Which is why I'm sitting here typing this. 'Cause I've got no one to talk to. So I'm drowning in boredom.